Eater LA's new Inside The Stoves column envisions fake excerpts from fake books that are absolutely, positively not real. First up, an excerpt from Curtis Stone is Alone: "Curtis set the fish down and walked over to Balloon Floyd. 'Hey there, Mate!' He pulled him in for a manly hug. Just as he was going to give him a good ol’ Aussie bro kiss, though, Floyd popped." [Eater LA]
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