We've heard a lot of random reasons to get patrons into your bar or restaurant but this one goes over the top. West Town's Mahoney's Pub & Grille is implementing a "St. Practice Day" to get people, presumably, in shape for St. Patrick's Day. Really? Practice? We didn't realize that all those drunk yahoos stumbling down the street every weekend in the city needed more of a reason to drink. Well, apparently practice makes perfect. Look at Michael Phelps. If you need help raising a glass, head to the bar on the 17th of each month starting this month through the big day. God help us.